April 14, 2015

Nikki Commentary: I am being rolled out of surgery to put in the port and I open my eyes to a nurse standing over me.  She greets me with “Well, Hello, chatty Kathy!”   

“Me? I don’t remember saying anything.” So she refreshes my memory.  Apparently I told the surgeon that next time he puts me under he should also fix my boobs. I explain that I use to have great boobs but always hated them and didn’t realize how my 1 and 2 year old would take away my awesome boobs from nursing. Ha!  

She also brought up Effingham. I asked how she knew I was from Effingham.  Well, I told all of them.  Oh dear. 

When the surgeon came in to check on me he said he would “read up” on the surgery, but wasn’t his area of expertise!” 

The bad news is, I have the same boobs (for now😉) and came out with a power port instead.  And it hurts as bad as it looks but it should feel better in 5-7 days.

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